Enter the realm of Borris The Supreme Leader
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Some pugs watch history unfold. Others make it.
The annals of Borris have been meticulously recorded since the beginning of time. Or at least since he was born.
First breath. The sky darkened. Coincidence? Unlikely.
First contact with a cucumber. The vegetable was never seen again.
Global pandemic begins. Borris starts working from home before it was cool.
Denounced leashes as "instruments of oppression." Started snoring louder as protest.
Mastered the art of begging for food while maintaining dignity. A paradox.
Discovered his reflection is actually another dimension. Research ongoing.
Current whereabouts: classified. But probably napping on the couch.
The reach of Borris extends to every corner of the Earth. His influence knows no bounds.
Pearls of wisdom from the mind of Borris. Refresh for more enlightenment.
A partial list of accomplishments, accolades, and general feats of pugness.
24/7 surveillance of the mastermind's activities. Witness greatness in real-time.
The veil between you and Borris will soon be lifted. Witness the day-to-day operations of the enigma himself as he contemplates world domination from his throne (the couch).
Watch Borris in real-time as he naps strategically.
His schemes continue after dark. You won't miss a moment.
Analytics track intensity of snores to predict mood.
Exclusive goods from the Borris empire. Not for sale. Not for trade. Only for contemplation.
Price: Your dignity
Price: Three treats and a belly rub
Price: Your eternal allegiance